Hi there my adorable little robots.
I have been thinking a lot about my silly compulsion to help my fellow man. I have this feeling that God would like for me to help others, thus making my life purposeful and meaningful.
I am overwhelmed at times with Christian love and compassion for my fellow man and I would like nothing more than to act as a humble servant to people and then...
SOMEONE WILL DO SOMETHING TO PISS ME OFF!
I have recurring thoughts when this happens:
Why in the hell do I care about anyone, all they care about is themselves?
What is the point in even trying to help people? They are too stupid to help themselves and it is a shame that I am putting forth more effort to help them than they are using to help themselves.
Everyone is eventually going to let me down. I can't count on any of you selfish bastards!
People are so shallow. Their cares are superficial vanities. Why even attempt to connect with someone whose biggest worry is whether or not their favorite singer will win the American Idol season finale or it has been speculated that their favorite Deperate Housewife will be killed off due to a contract dispute.
IDIOTS. I TELL YOU. YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS.
Here I am doing my best to be a valuable resource for people and they spend most of the time praying that I will shut up instead of listening to what I have to say.
What a waste!
This gets me thinking about great men in the history of humanity that wanted to help their fellow man and make the world better.
Martin Luther King Jr. wanted to end the fighting between blacks and whites and bring forth equality for everyone and on April 4th 1968 he was gunned down in Memphis.
John F. Kennedy wanted patriots to pull together and make America the greatest country in the world with compassion and friendship with all the nations in the world and on November 22, 1963 somebody blew his brains out onto the trunk of his convertible.
Jesus Christ wanted to bring the Kindom of Heaven to earth and unite all mankind in love, peace, and harmony in 30 A.D and the people promptly spit on him, mocked him, beat him, tortured him, stabbed him, and killed him.
Abraham Lincoln preserved the greatest country in the world and ended slavery in the United States- MURDERED
John Lennon sang about LOVE and PEACE and implored everyone to be kind to each other and some crazy bastard shot HIM!
Well, my little supergeniuses! Do I detect that you are seeing THE PATTERN.
The moral to this story is simple:
If you dedicate your life to helping others...
Others will repay your kindness by murdering you.
No shit. Some of the most despicable fuckers to ever walk the earth live long lives and continue to suck the soul out of everyone around them. They have no strife. They float on the breeze of life and are (dare I say) regarded in high esteem during their lives.
People lined up to kiss Rockefeller and JP Morgan's asses. They treated them like gods.
THEY WERE THE REASON BEHIND THE GREAT DEPRESSION and there are still buildings and corporations named after them.
I hate to sound negative but...
It seems to me that trying to help people usually gets you a great big, fat boot up your ass.
If you worry about nobody but yourself, walk all over people to get to the top, do absolutely nothing to make the world better than you found it, and are purposefully mean to people, they will kiss your feet.
WEIRD how masochistic people are, huh?\
This makes me think about all of the catchphrases Christians use:
Nobody said Christianity was going to be easy!
I never knew what it was like to be truly hated until I followed Him.
I pick up my cross and die daily!
This sounds like self-righteous melodrama but I actually think that..
It is true.
If the mark of the beast is 666 then the mark of Christ must resemble the tracks that teardrops leave on your face because wanting to be good and helping and loving people almost always ends in pain.
Mr Sunshine says "Screw 'em" and this makes me feel better
Mr Sunshine doesn't take any shit from anybody and YOU are of no consequence to him.
Mr Sunshine can only live on this webpage because in my life..\
I CRUCIFY HIM DAILY.
It is sad that the world strives to do the same to the part of me that inhabits the real world.
Think about that for awhile.
Goodbye!
p.s. Being MR. SUNSHINE is easy. Getting him to shut up...NOW THAT'S HARD!
Friday, December 12, 2008
Monday, December 8, 2008
The end of the whole mess
Hello Sheep.
I was just thinking about the End Times and how we are currently living in them.
People have said, "They have said that these are the end times for the last 2,000 years and nothing has happened yet"!
Then they give you a look like you are a fanatic or roll their eyes or some other facetious behavior that makes you want to punch them in the face.
I realize that people HAVE been prepared for the return of the Messiah pretty much since HE ascended but there were many clues in the Bible that it would not happen in the particular season of our ancestors.
People always allude to a few "blossoming figs" as signs to know when the season draws nigh that past generations could not claim.
1) Israel becoming a state in the 40's was proof perfect that the end of humanity's days on the earth as we know it are coming to an end.
The wandering Jews were told they would have no homeland and that they would be hated wherever they roam until the end of days.
Jews return to Jerusalem/Israel every day and have done so since the Jewish State was established.
2) The writings of Daniel and John's Revelation pointed toward ONE WORLD GOVT. and ONE WORLD CURRENCY. All of these things could not possibly have been conceivable until very recently. With the UN, NATO, THE EU (which started as 10 horns known as the Western European Union), It seems with the current globalist philosophy and technology allowing people of every nation to communicate easily has sped up our evolution toward one world government, one world currency, one world religion, etc...
3) Modern science is showing the possibility of "aliens" being impossible in the classic sense. But science is actually starting to slowly release information about what we do know about encounters with strange beings in space, Roswell, New Mexico, etc... Let's face it...Einstein proved that time and space are related to the degree that a person would age to the point of death in order to travel light years to arrive at earth from a great distance.This shows that one would age 7 years even if they could travel at light speed just to get to the nearest star Alpha Cenauri . We can see far enough into space to know that a being would age hundreds of years just to get to us. So we are left to assume that 'aliens" would be extradimensional lifeforms that appear in our visible 3 dimensions. Interdimensional theory has been proven as a possibility that would explain these "aliens" that people have claimed to see for better than 50 years. M-String theory (which is like Einsteins theory of relativity on steroids) shows that there are at least 10 dimensions and that would mean that there are 7 that humans cannot even conceive because they are beyond our senses. This would explain the appearance of lights or organisms that people see for a split second and then they either rapidly fly away at 1/10 the speed of light without causing a sonic boom or they just appear or disappear. What does this have to do with the end of days? Good question. It is now possible to prove with science how fallen angels (aliens) would be able to persecute God's people (remember apollyon or abaddon?). These creatures are described as having the face of a man, the body of a lion, and the tail of a scorpion. They are to scour the earth at the end of times. Interdimensional theory shows how these spirits could appear from nowhere and that I am just saying that for the first time in history the abominable creatures spoken of in Revelation could actually come to the Earth at a moments notice which woud make the metaphorical and allegorical become quite LITERAL at the end of days.
4) The Bible says that as in the days of Sodom and Gomorrah that debauchery and sorcery would rule. I do not know if you have paid attention but the immorality of the current generations sounds like the times of Sodom. Abortion, rape, murder, godlessness, lawlessness, riots, famine, pestilence, poverty, moral bankruptcy worldwide. The stink of our sinfulness and disobedience to God's wishes must make him gag when it fills His nostrils
Anyway, I cannot be the only person who sees just how close we are to the return of Christ.
The sad fact is... very few really care. They are too involved in their immorality and self-centeredness that they cannot even take the time to wonder if they are worthy.
It is for this reason that I have created Mr. Sunshine and the reason why I let so much bother me.
People make me sick.
Like mindless and soulless miscreants, most of humanity trudge through their days with very little empathy for others.
We have become a race of sickening and disobedient slaves to self pleasure.
Who gives a shit as long as I FEEL GOOD?
So long as I AM HAPPY everybody else can fend for themselves
Screw the poor. Screw the meek. Who gives a rat's ass about the oppressed.
That is the mantra of this vile generation.
Only those with wisdom see the end to the whole mess coming at breakneck speed.
THe compassionate, the poor, the downtrodden, the MORAL MINORITY.
The lovers of God not lovers of man, money, lust, and blood.
You will know them by the tracks the tears have left on their faces.
Which one are you?
the end
I was just thinking about the End Times and how we are currently living in them.
People have said, "They have said that these are the end times for the last 2,000 years and nothing has happened yet"!
Then they give you a look like you are a fanatic or roll their eyes or some other facetious behavior that makes you want to punch them in the face.
I realize that people HAVE been prepared for the return of the Messiah pretty much since HE ascended but there were many clues in the Bible that it would not happen in the particular season of our ancestors.
People always allude to a few "blossoming figs" as signs to know when the season draws nigh that past generations could not claim.
1) Israel becoming a state in the 40's was proof perfect that the end of humanity's days on the earth as we know it are coming to an end.
The wandering Jews were told they would have no homeland and that they would be hated wherever they roam until the end of days.
Jews return to Jerusalem/Israel every day and have done so since the Jewish State was established.
2) The writings of Daniel and John's Revelation pointed toward ONE WORLD GOVT. and ONE WORLD CURRENCY. All of these things could not possibly have been conceivable until very recently. With the UN, NATO, THE EU (which started as 10 horns known as the Western European Union), It seems with the current globalist philosophy and technology allowing people of every nation to communicate easily has sped up our evolution toward one world government, one world currency, one world religion, etc...
3) Modern science is showing the possibility of "aliens" being impossible in the classic sense. But science is actually starting to slowly release information about what we do know about encounters with strange beings in space, Roswell, New Mexico, etc... Let's face it...Einstein proved that time and space are related to the degree that a person would age to the point of death in order to travel light years to arrive at earth from a great distance.This shows that one would age 7 years even if they could travel at light speed just to get to the nearest star Alpha Cenauri . We can see far enough into space to know that a being would age hundreds of years just to get to us. So we are left to assume that 'aliens" would be extradimensional lifeforms that appear in our visible 3 dimensions. Interdimensional theory has been proven as a possibility that would explain these "aliens" that people have claimed to see for better than 50 years. M-String theory (which is like Einsteins theory of relativity on steroids) shows that there are at least 10 dimensions and that would mean that there are 7 that humans cannot even conceive because they are beyond our senses. This would explain the appearance of lights or organisms that people see for a split second and then they either rapidly fly away at 1/10 the speed of light without causing a sonic boom or they just appear or disappear. What does this have to do with the end of days? Good question. It is now possible to prove with science how fallen angels (aliens) would be able to persecute God's people (remember apollyon or abaddon?). These creatures are described as having the face of a man, the body of a lion, and the tail of a scorpion. They are to scour the earth at the end of times. Interdimensional theory shows how these spirits could appear from nowhere and that I am just saying that for the first time in history the abominable creatures spoken of in Revelation could actually come to the Earth at a moments notice which woud make the metaphorical and allegorical become quite LITERAL at the end of days.
4) The Bible says that as in the days of Sodom and Gomorrah that debauchery and sorcery would rule. I do not know if you have paid attention but the immorality of the current generations sounds like the times of Sodom. Abortion, rape, murder, godlessness, lawlessness, riots, famine, pestilence, poverty, moral bankruptcy worldwide. The stink of our sinfulness and disobedience to God's wishes must make him gag when it fills His nostrils
Anyway, I cannot be the only person who sees just how close we are to the return of Christ.
The sad fact is... very few really care. They are too involved in their immorality and self-centeredness that they cannot even take the time to wonder if they are worthy.
It is for this reason that I have created Mr. Sunshine and the reason why I let so much bother me.
People make me sick.
Like mindless and soulless miscreants, most of humanity trudge through their days with very little empathy for others.
We have become a race of sickening and disobedient slaves to self pleasure.
Who gives a shit as long as I FEEL GOOD?
So long as I AM HAPPY everybody else can fend for themselves
Screw the poor. Screw the meek. Who gives a rat's ass about the oppressed.
That is the mantra of this vile generation.
Only those with wisdom see the end to the whole mess coming at breakneck speed.
THe compassionate, the poor, the downtrodden, the MORAL MINORITY.
The lovers of God not lovers of man, money, lust, and blood.
You will know them by the tracks the tears have left on their faces.
Which one are you?
the end
Thursday, December 4, 2008
God doesn't believe in Christmas.
Greetings earthlings!
I was just thinking about the holidays and the lack of extra money I have for them this year.
I can remember a time when I was more than happy to spend hundreds of dollars to indulge in "spreading the holiday cheer".
The age old tradition of putting bills off in late November and early December just so everyone would have some cool stuff to unwrap used to get me SO EXCITED. Having to think about getting everyone a present I could afford without looking like a cheap bastard used to be a welcomed challenge. I remember wrapping all of the presents that I would buy with a feeling of contentment and I would think something like, "Damn, Mark! You did a really good job of balancing your budget and showing people that you care about them this Christmas." I would smile to myself as I envisioned the unadulterated excitement my loved ones would express with a warm hug or a kiss as they held the present I bought them in their lap.
The stress of the holidays became worth it on Dec. 23rd as my shopping came to a close and I got the last minute items to make sure that everyone got a gift from me.
2) If you have to set aside a special day to celebrate Jesus then you have absolutely no idea how important Jesus was. I celebrate the birth of Jesus every day. (I also celebrate his crucifixion for my sins and his victory over death on my behalf). Think about it. What makes Christmas so special? I really do not think God gives a crap if you celebrate him in December or October. The only people who really care are retailers and people that want other people to buy them shit.
3) Technically, Christmas is a pagan holiday dedicated to Saturn. Saturnalia was a pagan feast celebrated on December 23rd to honor the temple of the "god" Saturn. The early church wanted to compromise with the pagans enough that Christianity would become popular. So we kept their annual celebration the same but changed the god. (Do not forget the statue of Diana and the statue for Lucina the Roman goddess of childbirth were easily transformed into the statue of Mary) This does not sound very Christian to me. Remember THE PAGAN GOD, SATURN, IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON
Think about it. We are doing the same shit that pre-Christian heathens did. We have programs and festivals. We get together and have merriment and gluttony. We share in the materialism and consumerism that our Roman predecessors exhibited.
4) Jesus was born in March or April in 3 B.C. according to most biblical scholars, historians, and theologians. Christian and atheist alike agree that Jesus was born in this time of the year which happens to be one of the harshest weather months in Judea (APRIL) and that December has no relevance to the birth of Christ nor does the 25th day of any month have historical validity as a date of birth for Jesus.
5) The birth of Jesus is not even the most important event in the history of mankind! I will take Easter! Everyone is born. Everyone dies. What seperates the Son of Man from all prophets, rabbis, and holy men. RESURRECTION. This is what proved that Jesus was who he said he was.
I promise you that everyone you know will look at you like you are retarded.
(Especially your child who woke up early Christmas morning to see you in your bathrobe watching cartoons and eating cereal instead of waking you up so they could UNWRAP the PRESENTS!!)
I know that some readers of this blog will act like I have blasphemed. They will think of me as the 2nd coming of Ebanezer Scrooge. I can almost hear you. "I cannot believe what he is writing. YOU CANT WRITE CURSE WORDS IN A BLOG ABOUT CHRISTMAS"
Surely, that man is going to HELL!
I got news for you kiddies.
I love Jesus more than anything. Jesus is my hero. Every day in my life I strive to be as close to Jesus as I can be. Nothing would make me happier than being in His presence and glorifying His Holy Name.
EVERY DAY IS CHRISTMAS TO ME.
I am thankful for the gift of salvation as much on June 3rd as I am on December 25th.
I only wish every one saw it that way.
Christmas is in no way Christian. It is PAGAN. IT is COMMERCIAL.
It is secular.
So remember this little pearl of wisdom from the foul mouthed, angry, and eccentric Mr Sunshine.
I am at peace with the fact that I am a piece of dog vomit who is not worthy of the gift of salvation. No one has a greater need for Jesus than me and I KNOW IT. The love and adoration for Christ that fills my heart when I realize that HE DIED for ME is overwhelming.
How bout you?
SO
Enjoy your turkey and eggnog. Go into debt. Max out the credit cards! Indulge those that you love. Give your time and money for the benefit of others. Get together and be joyful and celebrate, but do not worry if you do not have enough money to buy everyone a gift.
Do not be embarrassed if you have no presents. Do not spend money that you do not have and leave your creditors high and dry.
BUT
PLEASE ask yourself ONE QUESTION
AM I CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS?
-OR-
AM I CELEBRATING CHRIST?
The end
*note from the author- I know it is about Jesus but someone could buy me a big screen TV to show how much they appreciate the birth of Jesus. (I would definitely believe it then)
:P
I was just thinking about the holidays and the lack of extra money I have for them this year.
I can remember a time when I was more than happy to spend hundreds of dollars to indulge in "spreading the holiday cheer".
The age old tradition of putting bills off in late November and early December just so everyone would have some cool stuff to unwrap used to get me SO EXCITED. Having to think about getting everyone a present I could afford without looking like a cheap bastard used to be a welcomed challenge. I remember wrapping all of the presents that I would buy with a feeling of contentment and I would think something like, "Damn, Mark! You did a really good job of balancing your budget and showing people that you care about them this Christmas." I would smile to myself as I envisioned the unadulterated excitement my loved ones would express with a warm hug or a kiss as they held the present I bought them in their lap.
The stress of the holidays became worth it on Dec. 23rd as my shopping came to a close and I got the last minute items to make sure that everyone got a gift from me.
Alas, those days are gone. I have NO MONEY and I am beyond feeling ashamed for not getting anyone a present. The last of my pride was used up as I counted out $4 in change to get enough gasoline to take my kid to the babysitter and get back to work.
My new favorite holiday tradition is to come up with all of the reasons that Christmas is a bunch of bullshit and rationalize tbat my current financial circumstances are possibly a good thing.
REASON #
1) It isn't even Christmas anymore. People rarely take the time to spend one day a year to celebrate the birth of Jesus. It is all about buying stuff, singing corny songs, drinking, having parties, seeing people you would not usually see, and worrying that a kid you have already spoiled has enough useless shit to feel like Santa loves them as much as every other kid.2) If you have to set aside a special day to celebrate Jesus then you have absolutely no idea how important Jesus was. I celebrate the birth of Jesus every day. (I also celebrate his crucifixion for my sins and his victory over death on my behalf). Think about it. What makes Christmas so special? I really do not think God gives a crap if you celebrate him in December or October. The only people who really care are retailers and people that want other people to buy them shit.
3) Technically, Christmas is a pagan holiday dedicated to Saturn. Saturnalia was a pagan feast celebrated on December 23rd to honor the temple of the "god" Saturn. The early church wanted to compromise with the pagans enough that Christianity would become popular. So we kept their annual celebration the same but changed the god. (Do not forget the statue of Diana and the statue for Lucina the Roman goddess of childbirth were easily transformed into the statue of Mary) This does not sound very Christian to me. Remember THE PAGAN GOD, SATURN, IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON
Think about it. We are doing the same shit that pre-Christian heathens did. We have programs and festivals. We get together and have merriment and gluttony. We share in the materialism and consumerism that our Roman predecessors exhibited.
4) Jesus was born in March or April in 3 B.C. according to most biblical scholars, historians, and theologians. Christian and atheist alike agree that Jesus was born in this time of the year which happens to be one of the harshest weather months in Judea (APRIL) and that December has no relevance to the birth of Christ nor does the 25th day of any month have historical validity as a date of birth for Jesus.
5) The birth of Jesus is not even the most important event in the history of mankind! I will take Easter! Everyone is born. Everyone dies. What seperates the Son of Man from all prophets, rabbis, and holy men. RESURRECTION. This is what proved that Jesus was who he said he was.
Yes, he had to be BORN as a man to be the messiah. Yes, he DIED as an atonement sacrifice for the sins of mankind. BUT THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT IN THE LIFE OF JESUS WAS THE RESURRECTION!! That is the precise moment that Jesus was glorified as the Saviour of mankind. It signalled his defeat of Satan and made certain that death was defeated and that mankind could have eternal life. I tell you what you should do. Freak out all of your friends and family members by not buying any presents, not sending any Christmas cards, or attending any Christmas parties. Act like Christmas did not happen. Do not make excuses for missing anything. Just say something like, "Man, I was just too busy. I could not help it" when you are being interrogated for not attending any Christmas festivities.
BUT ON EASTER....
On Easter morning GO BATSHIT!!
Tell everyone you love them. Donate to charity. Take the money from your Christmas Club account and lavish friends and family with a plethera of gifts. Invite people over for a huge feast and sing hymns and sentimentally tell everyone that its not about the presents. JESUS is the reason for the season!
I promise you that everyone you know will look at you like you are retarded.
(Especially your child who woke up early Christmas morning to see you in your bathrobe watching cartoons and eating cereal instead of waking you up so they could UNWRAP the PRESENTS!!)
I know that some readers of this blog will act like I have blasphemed. They will think of me as the 2nd coming of Ebanezer Scrooge. I can almost hear you. "I cannot believe what he is writing. YOU CANT WRITE CURSE WORDS IN A BLOG ABOUT CHRISTMAS"
Surely, that man is going to HELL!
I got news for you kiddies.
I love Jesus more than anything. Jesus is my hero. Every day in my life I strive to be as close to Jesus as I can be. Nothing would make me happier than being in His presence and glorifying His Holy Name.
EVERY DAY IS CHRISTMAS TO ME.
I am thankful for the gift of salvation as much on June 3rd as I am on December 25th.
I only wish every one saw it that way.
Christmas is in no way Christian. It is PAGAN. IT is COMMERCIAL.
It is secular.
So remember this little pearl of wisdom from the foul mouthed, angry, and eccentric Mr Sunshine.
I am at peace with the fact that I am a piece of dog vomit who is not worthy of the gift of salvation. No one has a greater need for Jesus than me and I KNOW IT. The love and adoration for Christ that fills my heart when I realize that HE DIED for ME is overwhelming.
How bout you?
SO
Enjoy your turkey and eggnog. Go into debt. Max out the credit cards! Indulge those that you love. Give your time and money for the benefit of others. Get together and be joyful and celebrate, but do not worry if you do not have enough money to buy everyone a gift.
Do not be embarrassed if you have no presents. Do not spend money that you do not have and leave your creditors high and dry.
BUT
PLEASE ask yourself ONE QUESTION
AM I CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS?
-OR-
AM I CELEBRATING CHRIST?
The end
*note from the author- I know it is about Jesus but someone could buy me a big screen TV to show how much they appreciate the birth of Jesus. (I would definitely believe it then)
:P
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