The Gas Company Totally Sucks

The gas company totally sucks.
They can turn your gas off if you are behind on your bill. They do not give a crap if you have just had to put your parent in a nursing home, if your kid needed an expensive surgery, or if you just lost your job.
They come to your house and turn the gas off and leave a little pink note on your door that basically says:

ATTENTION: IT SUCKS TO BE YOU. HAVE A PLEASANT DAY, NOW PISS OFF!

They usually do this once you are double-billed and it just happens to be THE COLDEST F__KING DAY OF THE YEAR!!

You call them and tell them that you would like to have your gas turned back on. You are already behind so the bill is usually a substantial sum of money. They charge you around a hundred dollar reconnection fee as well as making you lay down a deposit. It is not like you can use your right as an American to get your gas from an alternative source either.

ANTITRUST LAWS ANYONE!!!!!!! So the gas company (which f__king totally sucks) has you by the short and curlies and you finally get to find out what a cold shower feels like (unless you have an electric water heater) when your balls are already frozen and have shrivelled into a habenero pepper.

The thing that sucks most about this is that the gas company gives not a shit if you are a woman, child, elderly, ill, or crippled. The fact of the matter is that they did not get the already overinflated payment so they will make you suffer until you pay.

I think the corksoakers at the gas company should be submerged in icy waters and have fish hooks ran through their frozen nipples for what they do to people who are hurting financially.
I am sorry, but if the child molestors and rapists in prison can have the right to enjoy a warm room to sleep in and hot water, then a taxpaying moral person should be given the same right even if they are financially challenged.

So until my town gets TWO gas companies that can compete for my business, I will have to continue smearing dogshit on their drive-thru window.

I must go now. My pomeranian has just unloaded a creamy steamer that I am about to post on the gas company's door much like they left me a pink note telling me to go F__K myself.

FIN