No more dummies! (please?)

I would like to talk about stupid people.
You know who you are.
The kind of people that have their turn signal on for a whole mile.
People that do not know how to coordinate a 4-way stop and just assume that the gods want them to always go first and the other 3 drivers can work it out amongst themselves.
The idiot at the drive thru window that makes you repeat your order ten times and then reads it back to you totally wrong.
The woman who drives 3oMPH in the passing lane and speeds up when you try to go around her.
People who watch sitcoms and think "that Neil Patrick Harris is SO FUNNNY (and believe that he is really banging chicks)
People who take the time to vote for their favorite American Idol. (these people usually JUST LOVE THAT CLAY AIKEN!!!!)
People who actually have a favorite NASCAR driver and think that the other hillbillies are somehow cheating.
People who stand in the middle of the aisle at Walmart looking at something, oblivious to the myriad of shoppers around them (most of these people are obese women wearing stretch pants and an oversized shirt featuring a Looney Tunes character like Tweety or Taz or toothless, dirty men wearing a TSHIRT advertising their favorite NASCAR driver or AFC SOUTH football team.)

You know the people that I am talking about.
These people still call radio stations and request a song and wait to hear it instead of downloading it on a peer to peer network.
These are people that take everything literally. They do not understand sarcasm and take everything at face value.
The people who actually buy into stereotypes about ethnic groups, political parties, and take generalizations as the gospel truth.
People who think a big wall will solve the illegal immigration problem and believe that our presence in Iraq is keeping us safer.
People who think that the Bush presidency MUST BE FISCALLY CONSERVATIVE because they are Republican or that Obama actually gives a sh-- about the middle class because he is a DEMOCRAT.
Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey. You are off your nutroll!!

I have seen your ilk and I am tired of it.
So the next time you are arguing about 6 donuts being cheaper than a half dozen or think that Daylight Savings Time actually changes when the sun rises by using our magical clocks that control the sun.
*note I do not even want to start explaining that the sun is static and that the earth rotates causing day and night.
or
the next time you speed around me to beat me to the next red light and then pull off slowly when the light turns green
or
decide to procreate causing further harm to the gene pool.

I would like for you draw yourself a hot bath, pour yourself a drink, and make yourself a toaster strudel underwater. (THIS IS SO COOL IF YOU HAVEN'T TRIED IT!)

*note I am just F--KING with you. Please do not try this it make hurt bad.

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